Inferno Cop #5 & #6: Zombies and Dinosaurs, Zombies and Dinosaurs Everywhere

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So guess what? I’m gonna be blogging Inferno Cop this season.

Recap Time
Episode 3: Inferno Cop is put on trial for infanticide and mutilation of corpse by Mr. Judge. The baby turned into a monster and tried to kill him; nobody points out that fact. Court is apparently played out like a tournament, where he is an attorney and works his way into Supreme Court. After a case of courtroom antics that make Ace Attorney seem like child’s play in comparison, it’s revealed that the presiding judge was Mr. Judge all along. Inferno Cop is arrested, but the van carrying him to prison crashes…

Episode 4: Inferno Cop is hospitalized after the crash, whcih was secretly caused by the high priests of Southern Cross. They intend to have Inferno Cop rebuilt to serve them so that he can’t pay off his operation expenses and have to carry around multiple debts, therefore driving him to suicide. And to make sure this plan succeeds, they have employed the FBI. Inferno Cop kills the FBI and the hospital staff and escapes from the hospital only to find that Jack Knife Edge Town isn’t the same anymore…

Episode 5: It turns out that Inferno Cop has been comatose for about 80 years and a lot has changed since then…

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The United States (Which is supposedly where Inferno Cop is set in) has been completely rearranged. New York is where Idaho used to be, Massachusetts is now in northern Illinois, Florida has overtaken Alabama and Georgia, and Oklahoma and Arkansas have combined to become Los Angeles.

Hey, April O'Neill. You're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! Get outta there!

Hey, April O’Neill. You’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! Get outta there!

Worse of all, the country has been overrun by zombies. Inferno Cop is attacked by Mecha Cop, an autonomous assault robot designed for the sole purpose to destroy him.

Imaishi to Logic: "Fuck you!"

Imaishi to Logic: “Fuck you!”

Using his new cybernetic body, Inferno Cop transforms into a time-travelling hot rod and sends both himself and Mecha Cop back in time to set things right… But it seems he went too far back in time as he finds himself in the age of the dinosaurs… Whoops.

Episode 6: Inferno Cop and Mecha Cop find themselves surrounded by dinosaurs.

OK,  how am I supposed to pronounce that?

OK, how am I supposed to pronounce that?

They manage to escape only to find themselves held captive by Ewok-looking things.

Just like in Return of the Jedi, little teddy bear creatures have the skill to fight machines.

Just like in Return of the Jedi, little teddy bear creatures have the skill to fight machines.

According to one of their transcripts, it’s told that they may recognize Inferno Cop and Mecha Cop as gods. Forget what I said about them being Ewoks. They’re like the Monster Rats from Shin Sekai Yori.

I'm not gonna question how they're gonna eat since they're cyborgs. I'm gonna question why there's a goddamn cat in the food!!

I’m not gonna question how they’re gonna eat since they’re cyborgs. I’m gonna question why there’s a goddamn cat in the food!!

After he and Mecha Cop are given a feast, Inferno Cop finds himself confronted by God… Real God.

Next Episode: Inferno Cop kills God. Look, this show is so over the top, you know it'll happen.

Next Episode: Inferno Cop kills God. Look, this show is so over the top, you know it’ll happen.

Words cannot describe this show. It makes me wanna laugh myself to death because it’s so ridiculous. I guess that’s why I decided I wanted to blog this.

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