Space Dandy #3: Attack of the Boobie Monster

Apparently, Boobies holograms are to Betelgeusians what laser pointers are to cats.

Apparently, Boobies holograms are to Betelgeusians what laser pointers are to cats.

So once again, Dandy is out of luck because he keeps catching common aliens to the point that he has to attempt to sell off a disguised Meow. And thus they have to live on a year’s worth of expired space food from 10,000 light years. Luckily, Dandy has a point card for Boobies and racked up enough points nor a free meal. However, the card is only good for the next two and a half hours, and the nearest Boobies is in Galaxy Mexico, which is 2 hours and 40 minutes away. So Dandy tries to use the (broken) warp device, but after pressing the warp button way too many times, sends the Aloha-Oe into Ludicrous Speed towards an unknown planet.

Those Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy lessons sure paid off.

Those Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy lessons sure paid off.

Dandy and the others find another human woman named Mamitas stranded on the same planet chased down by Ragians. So Dandy whips out his laser pistol and hits everything except the Ragians. Thus, they resort to Plan B: Running like chickens. Meanwhile, the Gogol Empire 7th Fleet has surrounded the same planet, preparing to capture Dandy, However, they immediately retreat upon hearing that on that planet there is a Deathgerian, an alien that devours anything it cross paths with. Oh, and the Deathgerian? That is Mamitas!

So that's what Canti's up to nowadays.

So that’s what Canti’s up to nowadays.

Dandy and the others decide to recycle working parts of Mamitas’s broken ship to repair the Aloha-Oe. Meanwhile, the Ragians approach him again and it turns out that they were warning them about the Deathgerian Mamitas, who is with Meow at the time. She transforms into some kind of multi-boobed kaiju thing. No, I am not kidding. This thing┬áhad its nipples blurred out when it aired on television. So Dandy and QT attempt to leave the planet using the Aloha-Oe’s escape ship, the Little Aloha, and leave Meow behind. But then they realized that Meow still has the Boobies point card. To fight the Deathgerian, the Little Aloha transforms into the Hawaii-Yankee. Using the expired space food, Dandy weakens it and turns it into the ARB. The reward for a Deathgerian is 99,000 woolongs, enough for them to go to Boobies without needing the point card.

Speaking of points card, did they forget something on that planet? …Eh, it was probably nothing. Anyway, still pretty funny episode, although not as enjoyable as last episode.

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