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2016 Anime Year in Review

You know, maybe 2016 wasn't so bad after all. The Cubs did win the World Series this year. Back to the Future Part 2 was off by a year and a couple weeks. Close enough, I guess?

You know, maybe 2016 wasn’t so bad after all. The Cubs did win the World Series this year. Back to the Future Part 2 was off by a year and a couple weeks. Close enough, I guess?

On second thought,. 2016 was a fucking dumpster fire of a year and no amount of booze can make the pain go away.

On second thought,. 2016 was a fucking dumpster fire of a year and no amount of booze can make the pain go away.

Anime 2015 was a fairly decent year, but it came off the heels of a garbage year for anime. 2016 seems so much better now. I’d say 2016 was the antithesis of 2014. 2014 was a fairly good year for most media, but anime that year was garbage. 2016; fairly good year for anime, but a dumpster fire of a year, mostly because of all the celebrity deaths. We should’ve seen it coming when David Bowie and Alan Rickman passed away.

But, y’know, Leonardo DiCaprio did win his first Oscar, and the Cubs did win the World Series for the first time in 108 years, so I guess 2016 wasn’t 100% a dumpster fire. Continue reading

Seasonal Anime Reviews: Summer 2016

v-a7f-k-rfuglnibktkxquysfcgodrilxhdfxtczui8Seasonal Thoughts: Man, this season was kind of a chore. Honestly, I was about ready to skip this season. Basically a standard Summer anime season.

Y’all spent eight months expecting the new Ghostbusters film to be terrible only for it to actually not be terrible. Turns out the real thing you should’ve been pointing fingers at was Sony’s shitty marketing. As for Suicide Squad, I guess it wasn’t the movie that will save the DC Extended Universe from critics and reviews after all. I guess it’s up to Wonder Woman. If it bombs with the reviewers, this movieverse is screwed. And don’t even get me started on The Killing Joke! I thought I could trust WB Animation with this, but they add some pointless scene with Batman and Batgirl having sex and… URGH!!!

You know what? Go watch Kubo and the Two Strings instead. Oh, and Thunderbolt Fantasy. Watch that too.

Meanwhile in theatres on the opposite side of the globe: I had no intention to watch the Accel World movie, but… Honestly, you can’t even call it a movie, considering it’s actually a 40-minute recap of the TV series and a 40-minute OVA falsely advertised as a full-length movie, therefore ripping off moviegoers expecting to watch a movie. I should be pointing fingers at Sunrise, but, considering that this was penned by Kawahara himself, that can probably mean he must’ve wrote 40 minutes worth of story… If this doesn’t prove that Kawahara has your dick, I don’t know what does.

So I guess August 18, 2016 will be a day that will live in anime infamy as the day a LOT of hopes and dreams of Ash winning a Pokemon League were crushed… Oh, and I guess Bleach ended, or rather it got cancelled… and good riddance! Honestly, everything after Chapter 423/Episode 342 are nothing but Tite Kubo’s drunken fantasies. Continue reading

Hybrid × Heart Magias Academy Ataraxia // First Impressions

Screenshot - 7_5_2016 , 8_31_04 PMAnother season of anime, just not complete without a generic school battle harem light novel anime. I’ll go get my Light Novel Adaptation Bingo card ready.

Hybrid × Heart Magias Academy Ataraxia, a Production IMS adaptation of Masamune Kuji’s light novel, follows Kizuna Hida, a teen in possession of a Hybrid Heart Gear that is useless on its own. His older sister has him enrolled into the Strategic Defense Academy Ataraxia, where its big-breasted female students train their HHG abilities to combat mechanical aliens. As it turns out, Kizuna’s HHG ability can recharge and enhance the abilities of other HHG-users by fondling their breasts…

OK, I’m done. Damn, this show is so trashy that trashy doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Hybrid Heart Magic Academy yaddah yaddah yaddah is yet another generic school battle harem light novel anime, only this one is borderline softcore hentai. Honestly, after Ass War, this trend should be on its deathbed by now. Anyway, since I’m not gonna repeat myself when it comes to these types of shows, I’m gonna post a video of something 200 times better than this garbage and take a cold shower. Here’s a samurai slicing a baseball moving at 160 km/h.

Hybrid Heart Magic who cares; can this trend just die already?! gets Boobs out of 5 *shudders*