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2016 Anime Year in Review

You know, maybe 2016 wasn't so bad after all. The Cubs did win the World Series this year. Back to the Future Part 2 was off by a year and a couple weeks. Close enough, I guess?

You know, maybe 2016 wasn’t so bad after all. The Cubs did win the World Series this year. Back to the Future Part 2 was off by a year and a couple weeks. Close enough, I guess?

On second thought,. 2016 was a fucking dumpster fire of a year and no amount of booze can make the pain go away.

On second thought,. 2016 was a fucking dumpster fire of a year and no amount of booze can make the pain go away.

Anime 2015 was a fairly decent year, but it came off the heels of a garbage year for anime. 2016 seems so much better now. I’d say 2016 was the antithesis of 2014. 2014 was a fairly good year for most media, but anime that year was garbage. 2016; fairly good year for anime, but a dumpster fire of a year, mostly because of all the celebrity deaths. We should’ve seen it coming when David Bowie and Alan Rickman passed away.

But, y’know, Leonardo DiCaprio did win his first Oscar, and the Cubs did win the World Series for the first time in 108 years, so I guess 2016 wasn’t 100% a dumpster fire. Continue reading

Seasonal Anime Reviews: Winter 2016

Yeah, a .hack/Sword Art Online crossover. Because the true king of MMO gaming anime needs to return to put this usurper in his place.

Yeah, a .hack/Sword Art Online crossover. Because the true king of MMO gaming anime needs to return to put this usurper in his place.

Seasonal Thoughts: Man, this season’s kinda… eeeeeh. I was right when I said to expect a subpar Winter from a craptastic Fall 2015. I was only really entertained by a few shows. And nope, I didn’t like Erased as much as you wanted me to; I’ll just save you the disappointment. I mostly spent time watching stuff on Toonami and in my backlog, and getting a handle on Bayonetta in Smash. Man, whatever happened to the really good Winter from last year? Was that just a fluke? The fact is that we’ve had four less than subpar anime seasons in a row, which hasn’t happened since Fall ’13 until Summer ’14, and that’s worrisome. About as worrisome as the likelihood that the Ben Affleck-directed Batman movie could get axed. But, don’t worry. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. I think the quality of next season will determine the remainder of the year. Not sure about The Batman, though. Well, at least there’s LEGO Batman.

So Deadpool was fun from start to finish. Fun enough for me to forget Fant4stic was a thing. Enough said about that. But seriously, Hollywood? Just because Deadpool was a big success doesn’t mean we should start making every superhero movie R-Rated. It only worked because Deadpool couldn’t work the way it did it was PG-13.

On a more exciting note: Symphogear seasons 4 and 5, baby, YEAH!

On a not-exciting note, freakin’ movies for Sword Art Online and Mahouka, two of 2014’s biggest piles of hot garbage; which means, once again, Aniplex (and A-1, in the case of SAO) has ahold of your dicks. I’ll go into that at a later date, but I’ll just save you the trouble of those movies:

  • In the SAO movie, the bad guy’s a rapist, because Kawahara only follows one rule when it comes to writing bad guys and it’s “all bad guys are rapists.” Heck, I won’t be surprised if the Accel World movie has a rapey guy too, because why the hell not?
  • The Mahouka movie will consist of Crystal Dragon Jesus Donald Trump Onii-sama doing bloody everything, including turn water into wine, and his sister who’s waiting to dryhump him the first chance she gets.

There, that’s money and time saved for something worthwhile.

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Phantasy Star Online 2 the Animation // First Impressions

Screenshot - 1_9_2016 , 10_23_22 AM*sigh* It’s just not a new anime season without just one anime involving a bunch of teens playing online vidya games. Am I the only one getting tired of this? But, wait! This one is actually based on an actual video game! Let’s just get this over with.

Phantasy Star Online 2 the Animation, a Telecom Animation Film original based on the Japan-only MMORPG by Sega, is set in the near future where the eponymous MMORPG is the hottest thing around the student body of Seiga Academy. At the same time, students must deliver progress reports of their in-game activity to the school staff to measure how PSO2 affects campus life.

So instead of adapting the games, Phantasy Star Online 2 the Animation decided to do an original story in a attempt to make a shameless commercial for the actual game and to cater to the Sword Art Online crowd. And you know what? Screw that crowd. Anyway, yeah, this is definitely a commercial for PSO2, which is made blatantly obvious by the face the school is named Seiga academy and it has Sonic the Hedgehog‘s logo on its school grounds. and that isn’t exactly a good thing, since the setting itself doesn’t seem to be able to function properly without PSO2. The show is basically telling me “All the cool kids are playing PSO2, so why aren’t you playing it yet?” No, show. I will not fall victim to your not-even-close-to-subliminal advertising. I will admit, the world of PSO2 looks interesting. Although, I would much rather play Xenoblade Chronicles X instead, a game that takes me at least an hour to design my player character and doesn’t make one with my exact face by simply pressing the ‘Randomize’ button.

Phantasy Star Online 2 the Animation gets 2 presses of the ‘Randomize’ button out of 5